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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 20.06.2025 15:01

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Freaks and Cheeks

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Minds and Behinds

How do introverts celebrate their birthday?

Next, they tried...

Everyone loved it.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

How do I develop the patience to read books?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

No way

Thumbs down again.

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Still no good.

Another attempt resulted in ...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Why all the fuss about Trump’s policy initiatives? Isn’t he just trying to set a moral tone for the Republican Party to make America great again?

Still no good

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Why do you suck men's dicks?

Then came..

So they tried

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

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Analysis & Anal Cysts

Unacceptable again!

Is using tech to track or monitor your partner’s activities a sign of love, insecurity, or control?

Catatonics & High Colonics

They put up a sign reading

Just Forget it!

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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Nuts and Butts

Which country has the best and strictest legal system in the world?

Hysterias & Posteriors

No go.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Does believing in God and Satan cause schizophrenia?

No, not a chance

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Loons and Moons

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

share office space ...

So, the docs changed it to read

What are the pros and cons of arranged marriages?