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Last Updated: 20.06.2025 15:01

Freaks and Cheeks
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Minds and Behinds
How do introverts celebrate their birthday?
Next, they tried...
Everyone loved it.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
How do I develop the patience to read books?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No way
Thumbs down again.
Still no good.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Still no good
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Then came..
So they tried
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Unacceptable again!
Is using tech to track or monitor your partner’s activities a sign of love, insecurity, or control?
Catatonics & High Colonics
They put up a sign reading
Just Forget it!
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Nuts and Butts
Which country has the best and strictest legal system in the world?
Hysterias & Posteriors
No go.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Does believing in God and Satan cause schizophrenia?
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Loons and Moons
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
share office space ...
So, the docs changed it to read